You remember the Y2K bug?
I had one. It was big and brown, and had a suit of armor like a japanese monster
robot. He hung around the apartment for 6 months, sitting in a corner, eating
bookbindings and paper bags. Finally he ate a bunch of computer files as we
were uploading Mungo et Henrey trois and he killed the PC, as well as temporarily
disrupting my flow of chi. Many people promised to attempt file recovery, but
it never happened. I finally convinced my mom that there was tremendous interest
in these lost pages, so she tried to recover what she could. Some photos, and
a story based on A Clockwork Orange are lost forever. But to compensate
we've added links to things you've maybe never seen before! Like a movie of
my friend the late Merv Thing, two movies featuring me, and a flash birthday
card for my mom that features me, Henrey, my friend Charango, and that weird
new girl who lives in the house.
And what happened to the
Y2K bug? He got fat and slow, and one day while sunning on the fire escape he
was attacked by my friend Perry Green, the millennium falcon.
things that went missing
diet: Porkchops aplenty!
Ol' Itchy Merv a film of Merv Thing, the mystery beast.
Attacks! Action film directed by Peter Bernard
The Window! A thriller directed by Jon Konrath, starring me and Henrey
for girl: This girl came to live with us. She's insane. She hisses for no
reason. She calls Hank 'offica Henrey.' We think maybe she's crazy on account
of her extra fingers--they may have used her brain to make the additional digit.
Also, some horrible person pulled out all her claws in the front, which would
make anyone crazy. Her name is Poly-Gene MunDactyl, but we've been calling her
He-Girl, Master of the Puniverse.
my favorite local animal shelter. check out the spokescat on the cat gallery
page! if the girl's not good she's going here.